Traffic Study Pillows

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."