Traffic Studies Pillows

Road Narrows.

'I can see the headlines...'two bums trampled to death in a type A personality traffic jam!''

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

"The light is green..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'