Traffic Studies Gifts

Road Narrows.

'I can see the headlines...'two bums trampled to death in a type A personality traffic jam!''

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

"The light is green..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Have Horns Venn

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.