Traffic Analysts Gifts

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Zero gravity ahead.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Play Rush Hour

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Self-driving cars are the future?

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

All-way stops.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Realistic Timetable

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Traffic Everywhere

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

'I need to work a different shift.'

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