Traffic Signal Analyst Gifts

'Technically it wasn't a red light I went through. It was more of a deep vermillion.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Computer Controlled Car

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Dance Crossing

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

No Hand Signals

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

Self-driving cars are the future?

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Realistic Timetable

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Traffic Everywhere

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

You can only get hit from the rear!

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

Ringing bell

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Special Regulations.

Crowd Funding Toll Booth.

'Drivers with very short attention spans this lane only' 'I said THIS lane only!'

"My entire day has been like this!"

'High Five!'

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.