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'Technically it wasn't a red light I went through. It was more of a deep vermillion.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Computer Controlled Car

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Dance Crossing

Self-driving cars are the future?

No Hand Signals

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Realistic Timetable

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

Traffic Everywhere

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

You can only get hit from the rear!

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

Ringing bell

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Special Regulations.

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

No Fly/No Gun

'High Five!'

'Drivers with very short attention spans this lane only' 'I said THIS lane only!'

Crowd Funding Toll Booth.