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Don't Walk

Clara always made it across the street, thanks to her pet ant's uncanny ability to anticipate light changes.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Dance Crossing

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

No Hand Signals

All-way stops.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Two bars—how about you?"

"I just want to express more GO!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Ringing bell

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'High Five!'