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Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"I just want to express more GO!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

All-way stops.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."