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"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

"The light is green..."

Stop/Hop

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Cupid paints Stop sign

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Illuminating agricultural production

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Man lighting ceiling candle

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

All-way stops.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I just want to express more GO!"

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Speed Limit.