Traffic Light Connoisseur T-Shirts

'That cutie in the car behind is totally checking me out!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Lawyer Xing

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'