Traffic Light Connoisseur Pillows

'That cutie in the car behind is totally checking me out!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Lawyer Xing

"I just want to express more GO!"

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh