Traffic Sign Aficionado Pillows

Stop stopping here

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Angel Deer Crossing.

Slow Children.

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Work Ahead.''

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

One Way - Yield

Beware of Everything

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Man with Stop Signs.

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.