Traffic Signal Enthusiast Gifts

I think green means put down the phone, yellow means reach for the phone, and red means check the phone. Stoplight.

Don't Walk

Clara always made it across the street, thanks to her pet ant's uncanny ability to anticipate light changes.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cupid paints Stop sign

Family traits.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Dance Crossing

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

No Hand Signals

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

All-way stops.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"Two bars—how about you?"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I just want to express more GO!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Ringing bell

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh