Traffic Signal Junkie Gifts

"My entire day has been like this!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Push for Disco...

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Dance Crossing

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just want to express more GO!"

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Semaphore Problems

'High Five!'

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

HEARSE XING

'It's thought that icy road conditions were a contributing factor.'

Stop/Hop

Caution: Potentially Conflicting Road Information Ahead.

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Clara always made it across the street, thanks to her pet ant's uncanny ability to anticipate light changes.

Don't Walk

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."