Traffic Signal Junkie Prints

"My entire day has been like this!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Push for Disco...

Cupid paints Stop sign

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Dance Crossing

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Semaphore Problems

Stop/Hop

'High Five!'

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

HEARSE XING

'It's thought that icy road conditions were a contributing factor.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Caution: Potentially Conflicting Road Information Ahead.

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

Don't Walk

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Pedestrian sign accident.

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.