Traffic Light Aficionado Gifts

"You're very controlling."

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I just want to express more GO!"

Lawyer Xing

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Clark gets nailed.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Speed Limit.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....