Traffic Light Aficionado Mugs

"You're very controlling."

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cupid paints Stop sign

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'