Traffic Aficionado Gifts

"Can you slow down a bit?"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

Cupid paints Stop sign

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Man with Stop Signs.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

All-way stops.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"I'm gonna need some ID."

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Speed Limit.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Clark gets nailed.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'