Traffic Flow Analyst Gifts

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

A series of Exit signs.

Cake Walk.

Traffic calming ahead.

'It's a slow trap.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Have Horns Venn