Traffic Safety Analyst Gifts

Computer Controlled Car

Deadman's Curve: Adopted by Rankin's Funeral Home.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

Self-driving cars are the future?

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Careful."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Zero gravity ahead.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Give Way To Cyclists

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'That is the bike lane...'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Watch for Pedestrians.

The Cone Ranger