Traffic Study Gifts

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."