'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'
Traffic Observation Gifts
Are you someone who finds joy in observing traffic patterns or love sharing this quirky interest? Our collection offers clever, amusing products designed for traffic observation fans. From mugs that keep your morning coffee on the road to t-shirts showcasing your passion, and cozy pillows perfect for relaxing evenings, our range blends humor and personality. Decorate your space or surprise a fellow traffic watcher with our unique, professionally drawn designs that make a statement about your keen eye for traffic details.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Please Drove Carefully.
Dog Crossing
'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'
'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
No jay walking.
"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"
"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."
Street signs you don't want to see.
Monday: Next 7 exits.
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
One way only.
'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
The Forever Stamp
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
Lot for people who don't know how to park.
'I thought forty is the new thirty.'
'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'
"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."
"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."
'Where's the circus, buddy?'
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'
"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
Speeding Forklift
Traffic Observation Gifts Collection
Traffic Observation Mugs
Explore our collection of traffic observation-themed mugs and bring a touch of humor to your morning routine or gift a fellow enthusiast.
Traffic Observation Pillows
Add personality to your space with our traffic observation-themed pillows, blending comfort with a dash of humor and interest.
Traffic Observation Prints
Bring your passion home with our eye-catching traffic observation prints, ideal for decorating any space with a fun, professional touch.
Traffic Observation T-Shirts
Discover witty and stylish t-shirts tailored for traffic observers. Perfect for casual wear or to make a quirky statement about your interests.