Traffic Observation Pillows

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Forever Stamp

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift