Traffic Observer Pillows

First place / Second place next exit.

Watch this space.

"Lovely to see you - you must cross the road more often..."

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

Crossing the Road

Caution! Long Conversation.

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

"The light is green..."

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Car on Car.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"They're cute, but they have too much power."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

A widow waves at the hearse which is stuck in traffic.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Drive Thru Police Station

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Rapunzcow

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'