Traffic Observers Pillows

Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

The successful rubbernecker...

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

You Know You're Old When...

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."