Traffic Inspectors Pillows

Cuba Taxi driver fined for price increases

Thru versus Through Traffic

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.