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Cuba Taxi driver fined for price increases

Thru versus Through Traffic

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."