Road Safety Inspector T-Shirts

Troubled water.

I told you this road's a speed trap.

Deer Crossing.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Please Drove Carefully.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Better times ahead.

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Bedroom Traffic Control

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."