Road Safety Inspector Prints

Troubled water.

Deer Crossing.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Please Drove Carefully.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Better times ahead.

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Bedroom Traffic Control

Wear a helmet

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

The hall of bad ideas.