Safety Inspector T-Shirts

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Banana Warning

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Think Zero Defects

Work Safety - Ladders.

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'Darn safety regulations!'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

'They hate it when you carry the test tubes that way.'

Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.

How airbags should work.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Health and safety notice for Father Christmas.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Someone should fix that,'

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'I don't think we should plug it in.'

"The health and safety people are worried about 'stress' and 'work life balance'. Have some ideas on my desk first thing Monday!"

'We need to invent some kind of health and safety procedure to go with this thing.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Health and Safety

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You can't wear that on site!....

'You didn't breathe on your way up here did you?'

Health & Safety Official Tester.