Industrial Safety Inspector T-Shirts

"We should store nuclear pants in your waste because nobody's gonna touch those ever..."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Wear a helmet

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

The hall of bad ideas.

'You forgot the product label.'

Folding Container.