Public Transportation Observer Pillows

A vampire is positioned upside down at a bus stop, looking at its cell phone.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Cake Walk.

The successful rubbernecker...

Bus for Giraffes.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Drive Thru Police Station

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Crossing the Road

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

Journey to work on the train.

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

Rail Information

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

"That means you, pal!"

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

'Don't pay me. I'm not a conductor, I'm a naval officer.'

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

Bus to the Woods

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.