Public Transit Watcher Pillows

Bus Stop.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

SF NO

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Eric Adams Caricature

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Planned service changes

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

Getting Closer

SF NO

Rodin's Tram Driver

'I asked my mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags.'

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

The bus home.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Man - spreading.

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

Communication on a bus

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Bus of Fools

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Pope Francis on public transport.