Public Transit Reader Pillows

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

SF NO

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"I gave on the E train."

Getting Closer

Planned service changes

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

SF NO

'I asked my mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

The bus home.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Communication on a bus

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'