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"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"I gave on the E train."

Planned service changes

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

'I asked my mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

The bus home.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Communication on a bus

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Pope Francis on public transport.