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Reading on the train

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Subway Thrillers

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Doubledecker bus stop

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Startling!