"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."
Public Transit User T-Shirts
Celebrate their love for the transit lifestyle with our witty and stylish t-shirts. Great for everyday wear and making a statement on their daily journeys.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
Packed like sardines
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Is Driving Doomed?
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Replacement Bus Spotters.
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
Commuters waiting at UFO stop.
The last Passenger Pigeon
"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"
'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Planned service changes
Latest Railway Marvel.
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'
Jungle Taxi
SF NO
"XIVth Street"
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
The next fast train has gone.
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.
Doubledecker bus stop
People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.
Subway Thrillers
Public Transit User T-Shirts Collection
Public Transit User Mugs
Explore our collection of transit-inspired mugs to make every morning brew a cheerful commute reflection.
Public Transit User Pillows
Comfort yourself with our playful transit-themed pillows, bringing humor and coziness to your living space.
Public Transit User Prints
Decorate your space with vibrant prints that celebrate the quirky side of public transportation life.