Public Transportation Commuters T-Shirts

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'