Public Transit Worker T-Shirts

London Underground statios: 'Quite Cross', 'Bloody Cross', and 'Charing Cross'.

Planned service changes

A lady being given her change in half-pennies

I think your third deck is one too many!

Hey, your break is over Blubber Butt!

'You weigh 80kg and have just missed the 8:45 train...'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Public Transport: Hell

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."

SF NO

Stopping the bus.

"Fresh pepper? Fresh pepper?"

"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."

The Privatization of the MTA.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Subway Thrillers

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Packed like sardines

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Jungle Taxi

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'I found another pothole.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Do you mind?"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus for Giraffes.