Public Transportation Worker T-Shirts

"That means you, pal!"

An upset looking bus driver is waiting for passengers to board at a bus stop; the sign above him reads "I'm a little out of sorts today".

Homing pigeons boarding a bus.

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

'Don't pay me. I'm not a conductor, I'm a naval officer.'

Be creative...

Too heavy for the bus.

'Climb aboard and I'll tell you about the new budget cuts.'

BUG stop

Bus for Giraffes.

'I hate Monday morning commutes!'

"Where's ya manners, lady!? Never attempt conversation with someone who's mindlessly staring at their phone!"

WIFI in public transport

"I want to make a down payment on my ticket to work tomorrow."

Rail Information

Rail Ticket Compensation

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Ugh...it's still not moving. Public transportation is so unreliable.'

Due to the economic climate, some bus routes have been cut!

'The transit system got a big subsidy when they agreed to carry missiles on their buses and trains.'

"No, what you want is the queens-bound F train. Where you are now is in my house."

''Auld Edinbro'!'

An earnest request by a bus passenger.

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

When I got a new job a while ago, I discovered the right career really does lead to more success with women! Now women seem to like the places I take them! In some relationships, we've moved forward quickly! It's amazing -- for the first time in my life I've actually had women chasing after me! Oh I get it , Ernie! You're driving a bus! Yeah, things are great now that I'm in the driver's seat! (Published originally on July 24, 2011.)

Bus to the Woods

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"Haven't I suffered enough?"

Meet Miss Subways

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

Request Denied

Politeness Tips From the M.T.A.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Packed like sardines