Public Transit User Pillows

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Jungle Taxi

SF NO

"XIVth Street"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Doubledecker bus stop

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Subway Thrillers