Public Transit Enthusiast Pillows

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"NUDE" magazine

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

"More reductions in rail service."

A Packed Bus

Pope Francis on public transport.

Off-Duty Cab Co.

The year is 2064 AD. . . HS2 still over budget.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Stay Home

Commuting

"The reason buses run late is because they keep stopping to let people get on and off!"

"Will this bus take me to Plaza Mall?"

"It's your call, of course, but I'd rather you didn't stand on my foot."

Statue to the unknown commuter

Worm Stop.

The bus home.

'Ugh...it's still not moving. Public transportation is so unreliable.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

An earnest request by a bus passenger.

Planned service changes

By the way, this route no longer features A Streetcar Named Desire. They replaced it with a Jitney Named Ennui. New Jersey Transit.

"By taking public transit I can bark at cats and still have the wind blowing in my face!"

Zeno's LAX Paradox

Take Mass Transit Today

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"Metro-North is proud to announce that this morning's trains are running on or close to schedule. The eight-oh-two, however, is not among them."

Subway passengers are categorized by size.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.