Traffic Issues Gifts

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Nice park. . .

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Have Horns Venn

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'