"I just got held up in traffic, for Petes sake!You didn't have to start a file on me!"
Cars And Traffic Gifts
Looking for fun and clever gifts for someone obsessed with cars and traffic? From witty mugs to bold t-shirts and cozy pillows, our collection celebrates all things on the road. Whether they're a traffic jam connoisseur or love everything automotive, you'll find something to make them smile and show off their passion.
In the Guru District
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.
"Why do they do that?"
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
"Google car."
Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.
CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."
Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.
"I need to tinkle."
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
'Are we nearly there yet?'
Dog Park
"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.
"One year closer to college!"
'How do you like my two-tone car?'
"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"
'My electric car is giving me static!'
There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!
Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
Under pressure.
Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.
No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).
'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'
The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.
Cars And Traffic Gifts Collection
Cars And Traffic Mugs
Explore our collection of car and traffic-themed mugs for funny, clever, and stylish ways to enjoy their favorite beverage.
Cars And Traffic Pillows
Find the perfect traffic or car-themed pillows to add personality and smiles to any sofa or bed with humorous, colorful designs.
Cars And Traffic Prints
Browse our selection of automotive-inspired prints to add a bold and fun touch to any space, celebrating their passion for cars and traffic.
Cars And Traffic T-Shirts
Discover a wide range of car and traffic-inspired t-shirts that combine wit, humor, and style for every vehicle enthusiast.