Traffic Safety Gifts

Geezer crossing.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'

This lane for calling and texting while driving only.

Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

Am I peddling fast enough?

Seat Belt Cop.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I've heard some lame excuses in my time, but checking your cell phone to see when the new 'Distracted Driving' law goes into effect takes the cake."

As the crow flies. As the crow flies while texting

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"This is not a conversation you need to join."

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...

'You drive as if you were anxious to have your accident and get it over with.'

'Can't a person get any service around here?'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

'With these new speed signs keeping traffic moving, we're not getting half the litigation work from accidents that we did before.'

Drinking Driving: Fireworks about to happen.

'One for the road?'

Cartoon World

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

Warning! Double traffic fines: School zones, construction sites, lawyers chasing ambulance!