Transport Safety Gifts

Flattened Traffic Man

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

One Way - Yield

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.