'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'
Vehicular Safety Gifts
Looking for a gift that highlights the importance of vehicular safety with a touch of humor? Our curated collection combines practical messages with playful graphics, making driving safer and more fun. Whether it's for a new driver, a safety-conscious friend, or a car lover, these items bring awareness and light-heartedness to the road.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
Please Drove Carefully.
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Dog Crossing
Touring Cyclist
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
'That's hydroplaning for ya.'
'Your Grounded!'
Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)
"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."
Computer Controlled Car
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
Bedroom Traffic Control
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"
Nice park. . .
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
One Way - Yield
Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work
Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
Attention: Speed Troughs
'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'
'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'
'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'
'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'
Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.
Vehicular Safety Gifts Collection
Vehicular Safety Mugs
Looking for more ways to promote vehicular safety? Check out our humorous and supportive mugs designed for safety-conscious drivers.
Vehicular Safety Pillows
Bring safety and humor into your home decor with our cozy pillows featuring messages about vehicular safety.
Vehicular Safety Prints
Decorate your walls with eye-catching prints that promote vehicular safety—ideal for classrooms, garages, or your personal space.
Vehicular Safety T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that make a statement about vehicle safety—perfect for drivers and safety advocates alike.