Car Safety Gifts

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Big bumpers.

Seat belts - the giving of life,

"Well, you know what they say, never look back, unless you change lanes."

'An accident you say.'

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

Seat belts - The giving of life.

Air Bag Recall Center

"You're going on a very short journey."

"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

On the brink.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Baby on board.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."