Vehicular Vigilant Gifts

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Thatched roof car.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Artists At The Auto Show

The Covid Tail

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

America is first!

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Russian Roulette Spunik

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"You still working on your car?"

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

"I'm back for my booster."

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Pandemic - A global virus

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

COVID 22

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'