Vehicular Vigilant Gifts

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Thatched roof car.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Artists At The Auto Show

America is first!

The Covid Tail

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Russian Roulette Spunik

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

Pandemic - A global virus

"I'm back for my booster."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Ace Towing.

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

COVID 22

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'