Safety Vigilant Gifts

'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Time Out For Teddy

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

The proper way to wear your mask

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The Covid Tail

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

America is first!

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Lighthouse

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

What?

'Which end's the shallow end?'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Climate Change Contingency House

"You think they all look like security risks."